Chris O'Shea

Not the digital artist in England. Or the magician in England. I'm a Charlottesville-based writer. No, I'm not moving to England.

You can contact me at coshea22[at]gmail[dot]com. Thanks for stopping by.

Sep 7

Americans Are The Coolest

If a site you’ve never heard of (Badoo.com) releases a report that makes you look good (Americans are the world’s coolest nationality) what do you do? You own that shit. That’s what. According to Badoo, America is dope. Here are the top five coolest nationalities:

  1. Americans
  2. Brazilians
  3. Spanish
  4. Italians
  5. French

Congrats to my fellow Americans. We have a terrible economy, Drake Kid Rock (Maura and Pizza to Pork Pie correctly pointed out that Drake is Canadian and Kid Rock is perhaps worse, so it’s a wash), a military that engages in worthless campaigns, political leaders that would slap box if they weren’t worried about losing, planking and Arizona, but at least we’re still cool.

Posted at 10:47 AM 14 notes Tagged: America!DrakeReports are factual

  1. fieldofthewicked reblogged this from page-seven
  2. maura said: drake is canadian actually. hooray?
  3. pizzatoporkpie said: Drake is Canadian! Send him back!
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